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Just because special forces have swung through your window, killed all your security guards, knocked out your entire military defence systems and smuggled you onto a black helicopter to god knows where doesn’t mean you can’t look good in the process.

The venn diagram of people into geopolitics and fashion has fully eclipsed on Nicolás Maduro and his comfy fit he was photographed wearing the night of his capture. He was also sporting sensory deprivating sunglasses and noise cancelling headphones. The Nike gear he was wearing has been selling like hotcakes since the image released. I just hope it passes the JD Vance sniff test, cause Zelenski’s fatigues sure didn’t.

Nike Tech, Men’s Fleece Windrunner Full-Zip Jacket $140

Nike Tech, Men’s Open-Hem Fleece Pants $130