A Masterpiece Half a Century in the Making
From the hallowed halls of New Zealand’s most discerning liquor emporium, Liquorland, comes an offering that makes even the most stoic of whisky aficionados quiver a lip in envy. Behold, the Glenfiddich 50 Year Old Single Malt Whisky—a bottle so rare and venerable, there’s only one of them available in New Zealand and it comes with a $50,000 price tag.
But this isn’t just any spirit; it’s a liquid memoir from the heart of Speyside, where time meanders slowly across the serene Scottish highlands with a dram in hand. And it’s here that Glenfiddich has been perfecting the art of the slow game and the creation of the Glenfiddich 50 Year Old is akin to a celestial event—rare, awe-inspiring, and slightly intimidating. It’s the love child of two casks, each having aged for five decades, emerging not just intact but with stories to tell, flavours to impart, and characteristics so complex it’s enough to require its own psychologist.
The Malt Masters, then decide that half a century in oak isn’t quite enough. They marry the casks for another six months because, clearly, what’s another half year when you’ve already clocked in fifty? This ritual isn’t just for kicks; it’s a carefully choreographed dance that brings harmony to the liquid, ensuring every sip is a testament to time itself.
The first note is a floral bouquet, followed by a palate of orange marmalade that’s been around the block more times than your average fruit preserve. It’s sweet, it’s complex, and it has layers. And the finish? It’s longer than the list of excuses you’ve prepared for why you need this bottle in your life. It leaves you with a hint of dry oak and peat, a gentle reminder of its origins and the decades it has witnessed.
Hand-blown, individually numbered, and finished with touches by a silversmith, each Glenfiddich 50 Year Old is encased in a bottle so meticulously crafted it probably required a team of artisans and a moonlit ceremony.
Securing a Glenfiddich 50 Year Old isn’t just a transaction; it’s an event—a moment that marks your entry into the annals of whisky lore. It’s an investment in history, a nod to tradition, and let’s face it, an unparalleled bragging right.
The Glenfiddich 50 Year Old is a fitting portfolio piece for Liquorland which has long been celebrated for its commitment to providing an extraordinary selection of beverages. With over 170 store locations nationwide, Liquorland’s presence is a testament to its dedication to accessibility and convenience for its customers. Each store, 100% locally owned and operated offers a premium shopping environment that’s been voted the best Liquor Retail Store for seven consecutive years. This accolade is not just about the products on the shelves but the experience that Liquorland offers – an experience defined by world-class NPS (Net Promoter Score), a metric that speaks to customer satisfaction and loyalty.
A lot of this comes from the fact that staff at Liquorland are not just employees; they’re connoisseurs of fine beverages, trained extensively to possess amazing knowledge about the products they offer. And should you find yourself in search of something specific, something elusive, Liquorland’s team is there to assist. Leveraging their vast network via an online system they can source the bottle of your choice from where ever in New Zealand it is available. It’s like having your own liquor concierge.
For those moments when you find yourself seeking a bottle more elusive than a straight answer from a politician, Liquorland’s bespoke sourcing service is your veritable genie in a bottle. And for those planning events that demand more sophistication than your average BBQ, Liquorland offers corporate and party services that ensure your soirée is nothing short of legendary.
Liquorland has also embraced the digital age with online delivery services that bring your favourite beverages right to your doorstep. The entire Liquorland catalogue, a comprehensive collection that showcases the best from around the globe, is now available for viewing online, making it easier than ever to discover and purchase the drinks you love. You could even sit at home in your pyjamas and buy the Glenfiddich 50 Year Old. You’d probably at least want to put on a silk robe and some moccasins though.
More details: liquorland.co.nz
