Is The 5G BIOSHIELD The Greatest Scam Ever?
Where there are conspiracy theories there is money to be made, so it was only a matter of time until people who don’t understand how 5G works would get sold this perfectly normal 128mb USB stick as a 5G BIOSHIELD valued by its sellers to be worth NZ$545. Simply plug it in to your PC and instantly feel the placebo effect wash over you, as you and your family are now totally protected by the dark magic of 5G, but not more harmful rays like sunlight. We have been assured that it doesn’t block WiFi signal either, which we’re confident is true considering USB drives normally don’t.
The sales pitch states it has proprietary holographic nano-layer technology (presumably meaning it has a logo laser cut into the clear plastic cube attached) and quantum biological shielding technology (meaning that in an alternative universe, it actually does something). After doing a teardown of the device, there aren’t any extra components, aside from a custom sticker which doesn’t even smell nice if you scratch it. It turns out you can buy this 128mb USB stick in bulk from Aliexpress for only a couple dollars each if you’re interested in protecting your entire community from 5G.
Honestly, if I’m going to get scammed, I want at least a few gig out of it. 128mb is just insulting.
