Hilarious: The Internet Reviews The World

The internet is the aggregate of human wisdom. it’s pushing us to new heights of intelligence and definitely not into closed facebook group echo chambers. We have canvassed the wisdom of the digital Pangaea to learn what some of the most amazing places in the world are like. Our search lead us inevitably to Google reviews, which I’ve been told are very trustworthy and troll- free.

The Great Pyramids & Sphynx

Jennifer W
“This place is so old and dusty. Looks like it’s been there forever. No one updates the architecture or interior design. How about a fresh coat of paint once in a while? What could that cost?”

Cameron Criblez
“They didn’t show me the aliens.”

OCEANIA

Dylan G.
“I found no strange lands that made me nervous, took me in, and made me breakfast.”

The Eiffel Tower

Connor Johnson
“Too spikey for my likings but did taste pretty good after the initial taste of metal left my mouth. Wouldn’t recommend if on a diet as the rust on the pillars can sometimes be a
bit fattening.”

Stanley
“Very disappointed prefer the fake one in London”

Sky Tower

cole ethen
“There are too many people playing pokemon go.”

Mount Rushmore

Sydney Cassano
“Never been before but I heard that the rest of their bodies are not carved onto the back of the mountain and so it is overrated.”

Africa

Josie M.
“I tried Africa once. Lots of lions, very romantic. Great if you’re a lion person. I am not.”

The Pentagon

2005 Hyundai Elantra
“Did not like the service. Advertised as a learning center yet when I walked through men in suits wrestled me and my child to the ground. So far my least favourite shape.”

Great Wall Of China

Capn Awesome
“Me and some of my friends from Mongolia tried to visit this place. They kept us out! DO NOT RECOMMEND!”

salty sailor
“Couldn’t see it from space i was lied to.”